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Milk Time For Spiders
Much like the exasperated parents who've been reduced to anthropomorphising broccoli in a vain attempt to get their sprog to eat it, maths teachers have spent weeks-worth of evenings trying to formulate ways to make their subject cool and adolescent-approved. I imagine that the first person 2 realise that certain numbers could be substituted 4 words thought they might have 1 the battle, but it's math-rock that has most successfully slung protractors and L-squares in favour of aviators and leather pants. It sauntered into the classroom and bashed two chalkboard erasers together in 5½/4 time, and now Iran Iran have emerged from the resultant cloud of chalk, with wide grins hidden underneath warped rubber masks of their favourite fifth-tier pop icons.